We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
COCAINE IS GR8
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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