it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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