You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I want a musical about memes.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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