So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Randomize
