U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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