I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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