I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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