I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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