what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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