Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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