You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
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If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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