found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
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He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
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He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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