so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
