your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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