Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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