If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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