we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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