Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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