just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
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Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
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They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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