I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Randomize
