I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
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According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
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I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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