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• (623): View more from Arizona

  Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.

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  Where are you?

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  A place I should not be.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night

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• (562): View more from California

  I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.

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  You are not an adult

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  You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?

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• (585): View more from New York

  holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight

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