Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
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Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
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You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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