Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
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I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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