so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
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