So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
i was born a porn star she said
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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