new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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