I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
God, you're like boner-b-gone
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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