Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
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The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
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I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I just want nice things and good sex
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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