I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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