Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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