I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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