The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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