Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
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I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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