fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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