Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
dude. I can hear the air.
Shame is for Republicans.
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