just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
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Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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