too bad you live with your parents still
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
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i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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