forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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