I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
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I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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