You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
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I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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