She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
The beer is more important than you right now.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
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