this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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