Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
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I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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