Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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