I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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