i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
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He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
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Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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