only if we run a train.
done.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
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The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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