You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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