Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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