I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
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Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
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It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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