carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
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That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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