So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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