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(208): View more from Idaho

weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake

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(208): weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake http://tfl.nu/es8r

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet

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I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building

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Tie

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(201): I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet (908): I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building (201): Tie http://tfl.nu/a5wy

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(847): View more from Illinois

dude, osama threatened the US again

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dude. i slept with your sister last night

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what?

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I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news

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(847): dude, osama threatened the US again (1-847): dude. i slept with your sister last night (847): what? (1-847) I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news http://tfl.nu/r4dc

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(212): View more from New York

where am i from again

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(212): where am i from again http://tfl.nu/9ocs

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(863): View more from Florida

I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy

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(863): I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy http://tfl.nu/eb50

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(517): View more from Michigan

i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.

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(517): i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall. http://tfl.nu/lpwz

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.

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(814): No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me. http://tfl.nu/k4yz

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(914): View more from New York

He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.

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(914): He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now. http://tfl.nu/ph35

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(908): View more from New Jersey

He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.

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(908): He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca. http://tfl.nu/7ojr

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.

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(701): I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad. http://tfl.nu/wm5g

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(203): View more from Connecticut

...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.

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(203): ...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus. http://tfl.nu/rgdm

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(253): View more from Washington

Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.

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(253): Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead. http://tfl.nu/ww0m

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(703): View more from Virginia

To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car

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(703): To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car http://tfl.nu/yj9e

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(309): View more from Illinois

Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not

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(309): Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not http://tfl.nu/hh6g

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Didn't you used to babysit him?

(607): View more from New York

18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.

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(603): Didn't you used to babysit him? (607): 18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine. http://tfl.nu/bfck

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