none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again