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(802): View more from Vermont

i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin

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(435): View more from Utah

She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.

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(718): View more from New York

You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.

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(360): View more from Washington

I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days

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(803): View more from South Carolina

He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.

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(334): View more from Alabama

thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week

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(614): View more from Ohio

You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.

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(319): View more from Iowa

He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.

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(386): View more from Florida

i now understand why vodka

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