that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable