Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
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I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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