i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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