My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
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