She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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